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[Mar. 28th, 2006|11:24 pm] |
Dear Dan,
I send you my love...and my ass. |
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| Dear Dan |
[Mar. 13th, 2006|10:57 pm] |
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| | Dragostea Din Tei | ] |
Dear Dan,
I am sorry I have been ignoring this live journal. I have been very busy and I have come back to rekindle our love. Will you take me back, oh dear Dan? Will you accept me into your heart once more? I miss our meetings under the linden trees. I miss shaving your neck for the blizzard. I miss self-tanning your scrotum. I miss pulling your suspenders. I miss YOU. Let us make love once more underneath the stars. |
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| Romanian Love |
[May. 26th, 2005|10:17 pm] |
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| | Crede Ma | ] |
Dan and I reunited recently. We spent the entire day together under the linden trees. He even wore the white pants and purple suspenders that I so adore. We found the time and energy to make hot romanian love three times. Our love making is quite strenuous if you know what I mean ;). I think that we will be able to work through these long bouts of absence in our relationship. I suppose that this will be the true test. I am sure that it will be difficult, but we will prevail. |
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| Surprise Update |
[May. 20th, 2005|03:33 pm] |
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The Great Sexgod and I are trying desperately to complete the surprise while dealing with our very busy lives. Since our separation, progress has been slow. I am sure that in the near future we will finally finish what we have started. |
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| (no subject) |
[May. 18th, 2005|10:31 pm] |
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I have been separated from my dear Dan once again. I know not what I will do during his leave of absence. I fear that I will not see him for weeks... |
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| Sorrow |
[Apr. 30th, 2005|06:09 pm] |
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| |  Where art thou Sexgod? | ] |
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| | Timpul Trece Fara Noi | ] |
It has been over 24 hours since Dan left me. He should return sometime tomorrow. I am anxiously counting down the hours til his arrival. Dear Despretine has offered to stand in for Dan during his absence. What a noble gesture. :) Dan did not inform me of his reasons for leaving me this weekend. Perhaps Despretine is correct in suggesting that the Sexgod is out bashing Russians. That would make me feel so much better. As for Radu, he hasn’t been around in a while either. I surely hope that he was not raped, killed, and buried under the Linden Tree! I have a feeling Radu and my duke will come back to me soon.
Despretine has tempted me with brie. I’ve had a hard time resisting. |
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| (no subject) |
[Apr. 29th, 2005|10:02 pm] |
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My Dan has left me :( I will be alone all weekend. What will I do without my duke? |
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| Our Activities |
[Apr. 25th, 2005|07:34 pm] |
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| | Dan's sighs | ] |
Dan and I have decided to let you all in on our activities. Here is a list of the things we did today:
1. Each other
2. Each other again
3. Each other once more :) That's right...THREE TIMES!
Tonight we will take part in self tanning each other's testicles for we haven't done that in quite a while. There may be some neck shaving....who knows? Lately Dan's been in a bad mood but I will cheer him up with my expertise. ;) With me around he doesn't stay sad for long. Maybe tomorrow we will make love above the clouds. OoOoOoOoOoOo that would be nice! It's been a while since we layed under the linden trees wrapped in each other's suspenders. Perhaps I will put that on the itinerary for tomorrow also...
The surprise is coming along slowly but surely. The wait will be worth it. |
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| (no subject) |
[Apr. 24th, 2005|12:18 am] |
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The UK is ignoring me. |
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| (no subject) |
[Apr. 19th, 2005|11:40 am] |
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| | Dan's sighs | ] |
I <3 the UK |
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| (no subject) |
[Apr. 16th, 2005|08:24 pm] |
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| | Numai Tu | ] |
There has been a delay. The Sexgod and I have been experiencing some technical difficulties. We've been humping each other far too much in the past week and we offer the sincerest of apologies. The surprise will arrive soon. Boners for all! |
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| Excitement |
[Apr. 14th, 2005|01:25 pm] |
It is coming....
You are Arsenie, the slutty sexboy of the group.
When you don't get attention sex is your way of
getting it and you like getting lot's of that
attention. When you sing "love me,
love" you mean "fuck me, fuck
me". You are not too smart and people like
that in you. You greatest goal in life is
getting fucked by Dan as often as possiblle and
you've secretly been calling yourself Arsenie
Balan for the last three years. But if Dan
wasn't around, Radu would do for sex too.
Which member of O-zone do you resemble the most sexually?
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| The Secret Is Out |
[Apr. 12th, 2005|11:14 am] |
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My dear Dan has posted the truth about scrotum tanning and neck shaving. Check it out at xxdanbalanxx. Now if you will excuse me, my scrotum needs tanning. Ta ta for now. |
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| New Quiz |
[Apr. 6th, 2005|12:10 am] |
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| | Fiesta De La Noche | ] |
Your specialty is self tanning scrotums. You take
your job seriously and strive for excellence.
No streaking for your significant other.
What Is Your O-Zone Specialty?
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| Story |
[Apr. 3rd, 2005|07:11 pm] |
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| | Despre Tine | ] |
Dan and I wrote the best story ever. We seem to do everything together. :) WARNING: THIS STORY IS GRAPHIC!!!!!!
Our First Date: A story by Arsenie and Dan
They didn’t consider it a date, at least at first. Dan Balan and Arsenie Toderas both loved roller coasters. With that in mind, they decided to spend a day together at an amusement park that had just opened a new roller coaster. The two planned the day with excitement and looked forward to riding the roller coaster together with much anticipation….
“It’s going to be so much fun! I can’t wait to ride the roller coaster…”, said Dan while in his head he added to his statement “sitting so close to you”.
“Oh absolutely.” Arsenie grinned. “After all, we are roller coaster fiends.” Dan and Arsenie had planned this outing weeks ago and now they had approached its eve. Secretly (and gloomily) they both felt as though they enjoyed the prospect of being together more than the other. Communication between the two was poor and perhaps the only fault in their existing relationship as friends. Dan turned to the window and sighed. If only he could tell Arsenie what he felt. Arsenie’s heart fell as he watched Dan turn. Maybe Dan was not interested in him in the same way that he was interested in Dan.
“Well, I’ll see you tomorrow morning at eight”, said Arsenie. With that, the two parted and made their way back to their homes.
It was seven thirty the next morning and Dan was racing around his house trying to find his blue jeans and gray t-shirt that he had set out last night. He had taken a shower and spiked his hair carefully so every gleaming piece was perfect. He wanted to look special. He found his clothes on a chair in the living room and quickly dressed. He needed to leave for Arsenie’s house in about five minutes and he still had to find his adidas jacket.
At about the same time that Dan was racing around his house, Arsenie was calmly dressing himself in jeans, a black and white striped shirt, and a red jacket. He styled his hair flat on his head and checked himself in the mirror at least ten times to make sure he looked just right. “Dan’s going to be here in half an hour”, Arsenie said to himself. “I must impress him.”
Completely dressed and feeling confident, Dan ran out to his car and hopped in. “You look great”, he told himself. “Don’t worry. I’m sure he’ll think you’re gorgeous.” Dan started his car, pushed the gas pedal, and sped off in the direction of Arsenie’s house. Fifteen minutes later Dan was pulling into Arsenie’s driveway. Arsenie saw Dan’s car and ran to the mirror one last time to check himself. He then walked outside to greet his friend.
“Are you ready?”, Dan asked.
“I’ve been ready for weeks. Let’s go so we can ride this thing over and over again!”, Arsenie exclaimed. Arsenie slid into the front seat alongside Dan. For a brief moment their hands met as Dan helped Arsenie find his seat belt hook. Both looked away but their feelings were undeniable. They were just too shy.
The ride to the amusement park was brief. Dan and Arsenie made small talk but ultimately the ride was a little uncomfortable and awkward. The two were relieved when Dan had parked the car and they were walking towards the crowded park. Ever so slightly Arsenie moved closer to Dan as they made their way into line to buy their tickets. Dan sensed Arsenie’s movement but was still unsure of Arsenie’s feelings. He would take Arsenie right now, but he feared rejection.
“How many?”, asked the ticket seller.
“Two”, said Dan as he offered enough money to pay for both tickets.
“Wait”, said Arsenie. “I can pay for my own. I have some money right here.”
“No”, said Dan. “I’ll take care of it. My treat.” Dan grinned slyly at Arsenie and Arsenie felt his heart jump. Was that a flirty grin? Could Dan possibly be interested? Arsenie smiled back. Both walked away from the ticket stand and into the park feeling elated.
The line for the roller coaster was long but Dan and Arsenie didn’t mind. Because the space for the line was so small, they were close enough together that they could feel each other’s breath. Tension grew between them and they both tried, without avail, to ignore it.
The time came for them to load onto the roller coaster.
“You first Arsenie”, said Dan.
“Why thank you”, replied Arsenie. Dan and Arsenie sat down and pulled the restraints over their heads. Their hands brushed and their eyes met.
“Are you scared?”, asked Dan.
“A little, answered Arsenie.
“Here…I’ll hold your hand”, Dan said as he reached for Arsenie. Arsenie held his breath as Dan’s hand took his. The roller coaster started to move up a very large hill. Arsenie squeezed Dan’s hand and Dan chuckled.
“It’s ok”, laughed Dan. “It will be over before you know it.”
“Oh I know”, said Arsenie. “It’s just so exciting that I can hardly control myself.” The ride was quick and the two boys spent the entire time laughing and screaming. They bought a picture to remember their adventure and spent the rest of the day exploring other rides and bonding in lines.
Their day at the park came to a close sooner than they had expected.
“I guess time flies when you’re having fun”, said Arsenie.
“Yeah. I think you’re right about that”, said Dan.
“How about we go somewhere to eat”, offered Arsenie.
“I think that’s a great idea”, replied Dan. “Do you have anywhere particular in mind?”
“Not really”, said Arsenie. Good thought Dan to himself. He knew of a romantic seafood restaurant about fifteen minutes away. He had wanted to take Arsenie there ever since he met him.
“I know of a place!”, exclaimed Dan. “It’s only fifteen minutes from here. It’s a little seafood restaurant. I think we should go there.”
“Sounds good to me”, said Arsenie. “Let’s go.” With that, Dan and Arsenie walked to Dan’s car with a strange feeling. What would come of this dinner? Was it a date?
Dan sat down the driver’s seat and Arsenie sat next to him. After a brief moment, Dan turned on the car and pulled out of the amusement park. About halfway between the seafood restaurant and the amusement park, Dan reached over to change the station on the radio. At the same time Arsenie reached for the radio. Their hands touched. Dan felt the fire and took the meeting of their hands as a sign. Dan felt a sudden need to reach over and take Arsenie’s hand. In a daring move he took the urge and went for it. While still looking forward (because he was driving) Dan grabbed for Arsenie’s hand and instead, touched something else. In shock, he looked over to find his hand in Arsenie’s lap. He quickly pulled it away in embarrassment but, at the same time, he liked it. Arsenie, although a little stunned, secretly enjoyed Dan’s mishap.
“Oh my God. I’m really sorry. I didn’t mean to do that!”, exclaimed Dan in horror.
“Oh…it’s ok. I’ll forgive you. After all, it was just a mistake”, said Arsenie with a smirk.
“Yeah”, said Dan. “Just a mistake”, he said to himself. As uncomfortable as the incident was, it had broken the ice. Both boys knew what was happening. It was undeniable.
The seafood restaurant was perhaps the most romantic place Dan could have chosen. Each table was covered with pale pink table cloths and lit with three white candles. Arsenie and Dan were seated at a secluded table in the back of the restaurant near a small window that overlooked the ocean.
“I’ll be right back”, said Dan. “I need to use the men’s room.”
“Ok”, said Arsenie with a hint of flirting in his voice. “But hurry back.” Dan walked away from the table and quickly disappeared from sight. He rushed over to a violinist that he had seen when they first entered the restaurant. Dan asked him quietly to play Sonate II for the secluded table in the corner in about fifteen minutes. Then Dan caught a waiter and asked him for a vase and 4 red roses to be delivered to his table. Dan returned to Arsenie.
“Wow that was quick”, said Arsenie.
“Well I couldn’t wait to get back to you. We’ve been having so much fun”, Dan said with a smile. A waiter approached the table and set a vase with four red roses down in front of Arsenie. Arsenie’s mouth opened in surprise. Then he looked at Dan.
“Did you do this?”, Arsenie asked?
“Yes”, replied Dan. “Do you like them?”
“They are beautiful. And so are you”, Arsenie told Dan. Happiness ran through Dan like a river. All that time he had spent primping paid off. Their feelings were now in the open. Just as Dan and Arsenie took each other’s hands over the table, the violinist appeared and began to play the song that Dan had requested. With tears in his eyes Arsenie said, “This is the best night of my life! I see now that we can finally be together. I have waited so long. Dan, I think I love you.” Together, Dan and Arsenie enjoyed lobster dinners complete with nutcrackers.
Dan and Arsenie left the restaurant holding hands. Every now and then they turned to each other and smiled. This was far beyond anything they had expected. This was perfect. They let go of each other long enough to sit down in Dan’s car. Dan just looked deep into Arsenie’s eyes. The awkwardness between them began to diminish and a feeling of desire was intensely filling their bodies. Dan put his hand on Arsenie’s face and Arsenie felt the warmth and comfort of Dan. They did not have to say anything, for tonight everything could be read through each other’s eyes. Dan climbed into the back seat and Arsenie followed and sat beside him. Dan faked a stretch and laid his arm around Arsenie’s shoulders. They both made slight giggles. In that moment, Arsenie felt overwhelmed with his desire for Dan and planted a kiss on Dan’s sweet, tender lips. Dan laid Arsenie down and, still kissing, got on top of him. Dan took his hand and explored Arsenie’s body while they continued to indulge in each other’s taste. Dan sat up while still straddling Arsenie and pulled down his suspenders slowly following the contours of his body. Dan then took off Arsenie’s shirt. He took his tongue and ran it all around Arsenie’s stomach and around his nipples. Arsenie then pushed Dan upwards so that he could rip off Dan’s buttoned down shirt. They sat there shirtless with their chest so close they could feel each others heartbeats. Both of their heartbeats were in rhythm with each other and both were getting faster by the second as adrenaline ran through their veins. They embraced each other feeling safe, warm, and that nothing could be more wrong than to stop. Dan took his teeth and pulled the zipper down on Arsenie’s pants. He removed Arsenie’s pants and boxers in such an eager motion that they almost feel off the seat. Before Dan could do anything to Arsenie, Arsenie grabbed Dan’s pants and pulled them off. They sat there naked and vulnerable to each others secrets. Dan pushed Arsenie back down to finish what he was going to start. He took his mouth and wrapped it around Arsenie’s big cock. He took his hand and grabbed Arsenie’s balls as he moved his mouth up and down on Arsenie’s cock. Dan pushed Arsenie’s cock deep into his mouth as if he could inhale his cock down to the base. Arsenie moaned in great pleasure. Dan moved faster and faster with his tongue on Arsenie’s cock. Dan could not take it anymore and turned Arsenie on his knee and pushed his cock into Arsenie’s ass. Arsenie took his hand and jacked off as Dan nailed his ass so hard and so fast. The smacking of Dan’s balls on Arsenie’s ass made an audible sound. Dan took his hand and placed it on Arsenie’s balls and rubbed them as Arsenie continued to stroke up and down on his big cock. The two became one. The both of them have never felt so much desire and love until now. Dan’s cock continued to move in and out of Arsenie. All a sudden Arsenie screamed as he burst in pleasure. At the same time Dan let out a moan as they both shared an orgasm. Dan licked cum off from Arsenie’s cock. They kissed and laid down together in the back seat off the car. Above them was a window. Holding each other tightly they gazed at the stars…naked…and in love.
Note: This story was written by xxarseniexx and xxdanbalanxx. I hope you all enjoyed it.
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| My Soul Is Addicted To You |
[Apr. 1st, 2005|03:56 pm] |
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| | 1 <3 Dan and Radu | ] |
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| | Fiesta De La Noche | ] |
My soul is addicted to Dan and Radu. I cannot help myself. Every morning I wake up to Dan's face and my little Radu perched on the window sill. My love grows stronger each day.
Here's what's happened in the past week or so:
1. Dan raped me...again
2. Radu's man bulge got bigger
3. Radu was escorted by Dan and me around lovely Bunting-Cobb. (Dan dressed as the little man whore he is. I didn't have no whore clothes were accessible to me so I had to settle for flashing my chest hair at a few fortunate people.)
4. I spit out some brie
5. I embraced Dan's testicles
6. Dan, Radu, and I made a couple manwiches
7. I combed Dan's chest hair...it was getting in the way
8. I accidentally poked Dan's eye out with my pelvic bones. He should have been more careful!
Ok in other news I am suffering from somewhat of a cold. I am unsure of the origin of such an infection, but I believe I contracted it from a certain someone who takes to humping me excessively. Dan also has this cold and that's probably for the better because if he didn't have it, he definitely would have gotten it last night.
I miss tanning Dan's scrotal sac. I miss embracing his testicles. Above all, I miss shaving his neck for the blizzard. I am beside myself. I need to indulge in Romanian love. Without it I will surely die. |
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| I Need My Romanian Lovers |
[Mar. 18th, 2005|08:56 pm] |
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| | Apathetic | ] |
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| | Crede Ma | ] |
I am lost without Dan and Radu. Spring break is coming to a close and I am waiting anxiously for the day that we reunite. I feel the need to update you on all the happenings of my life.
1.) Dell came to fix my computer. They gave me all this new stuff (including a faster processor) but managed not to connect my sound. Now I can't hear anything from my computer. I called them back and I expect a technician to be here tomorrow or I am going to flip a shit.
2.) My internet keeps leaving me at random intervals. This upsets me. I want it to be steady. Dan knows more about this than me. She/he/it has been losing her/his/its internet more than I have.
3.) I have completed the t-shirts. They are hot. I had a hard time ironing while laughing.
4.) My ipod is a piece of shit.
5.) I am listening to O-Zone right now.
6.) I am going to fail Calculus 2.
7.) I went to the movies with my grandmother because Dan is too far away to take me out on dates. It was her birthday and she tackled me at the counter when I tried to pay for my ticket. She is a beast. We saw Hitch. It was funny. I liked it.
8.) I want to piss someone off tonight.
9.) My brother's snake has mites and I forced him to clean out the tank and remove all the mites. Then the snake pooped all over the place. I laughed because I didn't have to clean it up.
10.) I had a sleepover last night. During the night I woke up and something really heavy was laying on me. I thought it might have been Sara but it wasn't. Then I thought maybe Dan had broken into my house because she/he/it had the urge to rape me. To my disappointment it wasn't Dan. It was Madie.
11.) I HATE prostitutes. They piss me off.
12.) I haven't done any of my homework. Arg.
That is all I have for you now. I need to go wallow in my sorrows. I have been away from Dan and Radu for too long. |
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| Quizzes! |
[Mar. 15th, 2005|04:13 pm] |
You are 100% O-Zone. Perhaps you are even more....
What Percent O-Zone Are You?
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You are Arsenie. You love to self tan Dans scrotum
sac and have the favor returned. You liek to
hump everything you see. you love to take naps
with your legs wide open to show off the stains
left by dan. Then you are awake by dan hitting
your pelvis and thats what you look forward too
everyday when you wake up.
Which O-Zone, Romanian Pop Star are you Most Like?
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| Only You |
[Mar. 15th, 2005|02:15 pm] |
| [ | Current Mood |
| | Where are Dan and Radu? | ] |
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| | Dragostea Din Tei Remix | ] |
I am quite a pissing little Arsenie today. I got this wonderful new ipod shuffle yesterday to fill with O-zone and the thing decides that it isn't going to work. Arg. I think I may have the situation under control now...I mean PLEASE...if I can dance on the wing of a moving airplane I can do anything.
In other news I am trying to convince the mother to give me her credit card number so I can download more O-Zone from the itunes store. There are more english mixes available and I want them ever so bad. Is it odd that I am tempted to chew on my cell phone's antenna? Ok, back to my life. So I talked to Dan on the phone for like an hour yesterday. Our chat did not suppress my ever growing lust for Dan. I can not wait to embrace Dan's testicles once again in the privacy of the linden trees. As for Radu, I am still craving a good suspender pull. I miss you both so much. :(
I yearn for the day that we reunite and wrap ourselves together in our multicolored suspenders. Dan, please wear your purple ones. They show your true colors. Radu, you must wear your thick brown ones that make you look like a lumberjack. I will wear my white and black ones. Together we will make one awesome multicolored manwich.
One more thing.... Since Dan is my duke I must thank him for spraying my name all over the walls. I know what you made me to show me how you feel. I want you to know that I love it. Please continue to spray the walls, the counters, the desks, the lamps, the floor, the trees. It makes me happy. |
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| Bonerific Happenings |
[Mar. 14th, 2005|12:30 pm] |
| [ | Current Mood |
| | I miss you Dan and Radu | ] |
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| | Dragostea Din Tei....AGAIN | ] |
Here are some bonerific happenings:
1.) I might be getting my ipod shuffle soon. This means I will be able to listen to O-Zone all the time.
2.) Sara, more commonly known as Sven, gave me a shirt that said "I <3 Romanian Pop Stars". This pleases me.
3.) Inspired by Sven's creativity I have decided to make a t-shirt myself. It is going to be one hot t-shirt.
4.) I'm making Dan a t-shirt. :) I wonder what it will say....
5.) I'm listening to O-Zone right now.
6.) I found the words to Numai Tu in english and they are quite amusing. My soul is addicted to you.
I spend my time looking at pictures like these to help ease the pain of being separated from you two. :(
Anyway, I really need to take a shower because I'm dirty. Of course I will put off this chore as long as I possibly can. I mean, we hang out under the linden trees....that's pretty gross in and of itself so I'm not too worried about smelling unpleasant. Just kidding....you know I will always shower for you Dan and Radu. I would never want you to think me unclean.
Ok I need to go make internet love with Radu. At least that's what he calls it and it sounds like fun so I agreed to participate. |
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