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(no subject) [Mar. 28th, 2006|11:24 pm]
xxarseniexx
Dear Dan,
I send you my love...and my ass.
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Dear Dan [Mar. 13th, 2006|10:57 pm]
xxarseniexx
[Current Mood |hornyhorny]
[Current Music |Dragostea Din Tei]

Dear Dan,
I am sorry I have been ignoring this live journal. I have been very busy and I have come back to rekindle our love. Will you take me back, oh dear Dan? Will you accept me into your heart once more? I miss our meetings under the linden trees. I miss shaving your neck for the blizzard. I miss self-tanning your scrotum. I miss pulling your suspenders. I miss YOU. Let us make love once more underneath the stars.
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Romanian Love [May. 26th, 2005|10:17 pm]
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[Current Mood |contentcontent]
[Current Music |Crede Ma]

Dan and I reunited recently. We spent the entire day together under the linden trees. He even wore the white pants and purple suspenders that I so adore. We found the time and energy to make hot romanian love three times. Our love making is quite strenuous if you know what I mean ;). I think that we will be able to work through these long bouts of absence in our relationship. I suppose that this will be the true test. I am sure that it will be difficult, but we will prevail.
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Surprise Update [May. 20th, 2005|03:33 pm]
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The Great Sexgod and I are trying desperately to complete the surprise while dealing with our very busy lives. Since our separation, progress has been slow. I am sure that in the near future we will finally finish what we have started.
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(no subject) [May. 18th, 2005|10:31 pm]
xxarseniexx
I have been separated from my dear Dan once again. I know not what I will do during his leave of absence. I fear that I will not see him for weeks...
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Sorrow [Apr. 30th, 2005|06:09 pm]
xxarseniexx
[Current Mood |lonelyWhere art thou Sexgod?]
[Current Music |Timpul Trece Fara Noi]

It has been over 24 hours since Dan left me. He should return sometime tomorrow. I am anxiously counting down the hours til his arrival. Dear Despretine has offered to stand in for Dan during his absence. What a noble gesture. :) Dan did not inform me of his reasons for leaving me this weekend. Perhaps Despretine is correct in suggesting that the Sexgod is out bashing Russians. That would make me feel so much better. As for Radu, he hasn’t been around in a while either. I surely hope that he was not raped, killed, and buried under the Linden Tree! I have a feeling Radu and my duke will come back to me soon.

Despretine has tempted me with brie. I’ve had a hard time resisting.
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(no subject) [Apr. 29th, 2005|10:02 pm]
xxarseniexx
[Current Mood |sadMy lonely sobs]

My Dan has left me :( I will be alone all weekend. What will I do without my duke?
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Our Activities [Apr. 25th, 2005|07:34 pm]
xxarseniexx
[Current Mood |mischievousmischievous]
[Current Music |Dan's sighs]

Dan and I have decided to let you all in on our activities. Here is a list of the things we did today:

1. Each other
2. Each other again
3. Each other once more :) That's right...THREE TIMES!

Tonight we will take part in self tanning each other's testicles for we haven't done that in quite a while. There may be some neck shaving....who knows? Lately Dan's been in a bad mood but I will cheer him up with my expertise. ;) With me around he doesn't stay sad for long. Maybe tomorrow we will make love above the clouds. OoOoOoOoOoOo that would be nice! It's been a while since we layed under the linden trees wrapped in each other's suspenders. Perhaps I will put that on the itinerary for tomorrow also...

The surprise is coming along slowly but surely. The wait will be worth it.
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(no subject) [Apr. 24th, 2005|12:18 am]
xxarseniexx
The UK is ignoring me.
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(no subject) [Apr. 19th, 2005|11:40 am]
xxarseniexx
[Current Mood |chipperchipper]
[Current Music |Dan's sighs]

I <3 the UK
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